Whatever happened to Michael and Jennifer?
Los Angeles - Oscar winner Nicolas Cage and his wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available.
Well, I can give you some other details. Nic Cage is the latest in a long line of celebrities who have cursed their children with idiotic names. Kal-el is Superman's name when he was a baby on Krypton. A kid better know karate with a name like that, or he'll never get through recess. "Where's your super strength?" Just because Hollywood is making a movie based on every comic book ever written (drawn?) doesn't mean we need to lift names from them, too. A.K. (After Kal-el), how long before the world welcomes Wolverine Kutcher?
By bestowing this moniker on his son, Jor-el, I mean, Nic has done the impossible: Apple's parents, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, now seem almost normal. Though no amount of kryptonite could possibly knock Kal-el Cage from the top of the most-ridiculous-name-ever list, I am curious about the rest of the top 5. Clearly, Scout Willis is up there. Maybe Deionne Sanders, Prime Time's daughter.
What say you?
Well, I can give you some other details. Nic Cage is the latest in a long line of celebrities who have cursed their children with idiotic names. Kal-el is Superman's name when he was a baby on Krypton. A kid better know karate with a name like that, or he'll never get through recess. "Where's your super strength?" Just because Hollywood is making a movie based on every comic book ever written (drawn?) doesn't mean we need to lift names from them, too. A.K. (After Kal-el), how long before the world welcomes Wolverine Kutcher?
By bestowing this moniker on his son, Jor-el, I mean, Nic has done the impossible: Apple's parents, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, now seem almost normal. Though no amount of kryptonite could possibly knock Kal-el Cage from the top of the most-ridiculous-name-ever list, I am curious about the rest of the top 5. Clearly, Scout Willis is up there. Maybe Deionne Sanders, Prime Time's daughter.
What say you?
posted by Jamo at 7:19 PM
3 Comments:
Jaime,..
That is good stuff. You should write something on all of the androgynous names floating around. Parents that can’t make up their mind whether they’ve had a boy or a girl, and decide to split the difference with the name. Pat, Stacy, Robin, Kelly, Jaime,.. uhm,.. oops,.. never mind.
Mi amigo, I realize that my golden brown tan often misleads people into thinking I am of Latin descent, but my name is not spelled J-a-i-m-e.
Oh fer fucks sake,... please tell me the "masculine" way to spell Jaimi. Then you can show me the "cool" way to eat boogers.
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